> >Miriam Santiago is the model of a watch to be made jointly by Japan's > >Seiko and French's Patek Philippe. > > > > > > > >The brand name of the watch is "SEIKOPATEK". > >- - - - - - > > > > > > > >PEDRO: Anong pulutan nyo kahapon sa birthday mo? > >JUAN: Pata! > >PEDRO: Wow! Anong klaseng pata? > >JUAN: PATA galan ng kwento! > >- - - - - - > > > > > > > >JINGGOY: Bakit ba maalat at may asin sa dagat? > > > >PACQUIAO: Sinadya yan ni Lord para sa ganun hindi mapanis ang mga isda.. > > > > > >- - - - - - > > > > > > > >ADIK: Doc, grabe yung panaginip ko gabi gabi, kasi lagi daw ako > >nanunuod ng basketball. > > > >DOCTOR: Sige halika may gamot ako para dyan. > > > >ADIK: Wag muna dok, championship game na mamaya eh! > > > >- - - - - - > > > > > > > >AMO: Kelan lang tayo bumili ng toothpick, bakit naubos agad? > > > >MAID: Ewan ko po mam, kapag ako po ang gumamit sinosoli ko naman ah! > > > >- - - - - - > > > > > > > >TITSER: Ano ang PAST TENSE sa LABA? > > > >BOY#1: Naglaba mam! > > > >TITSER: Tama! Ano ang PRESENT TENSE? > > > >BOY#2: Naglalaba! > > > >TITSER: Tama! Ano naman ang FUTURE TENSE? > > > >BOY#3: MAGSASAMPAY mam! > > > >- - - - - - > > > > > > > >AMERICAN ENGLISH: > >Eat All You Can, don't be shy, feel at home! > > > >IN TAGALOG: > >Kain lang kayo ng kain, walanghiya kayo, pakiramdam nyo bahay nyo to! > >- - - - - - > > > > > > > >ONLY IN THE PHILIPPINES: > > > >1. Doctors go back to school to be nurses abroad. > > > >2. Rats are normal house pets. > > > >3. Soap opera is reality and news provides the dramas of life. > > > >4. Actors make the rules and politicians provide the entertainment! > > > >- - - - - - > > > > > > > >ENRIQUE ZOBEL: Half Filipino Half Spanish. > >HENRY SY: Half Filipino Half Chinese. > >JUAN FLAVIER: Half Filipino Half Igorot. > >RAUL ROCO: Half Hawaiian Half Polo. > >JOHN OSMENA: Half Filipino Half Filipina. > >MIKE ARROYO: Half Filipino Half Pork. > >AI AI DELAS ALAS: Half Filipino Half Moon. > >GMA: Half... > >- - - - - - > > > > > > > >TATAY: Bagsak ka na nman! Ba't di mo gayahin si Pedro? Palaging may > >honor. > > > >ANAK: Unfair naman kung ikumpara nyo ako kay Pedro. > > > >TATAY: Bakit naman? > > > >ANAK: Matalino tatay nun! > > > >- - - - - - > > > > > >A song for our Honorable (DAW!) na Congressmen and Senators, Mayors and > >Governors: > > > > > > > >"BOOM CORRUPT CORRUPT, > >BOOM CORRUPT CORRUPT, > >KURAKOT, KURAKOT, > >BOOM BOOM BOOM!" > >- - - - - - > > > > > > > >INTERVIEWER: Ano ang plano nyo sa mga homeless? > > > >PACQUIAO: Marami, kaso may problema. > > > >INTERVIEWER: Ano po yun? > > > >PACQUIAO: Ang hirap nilang hanapin, kasi wala silang address. > > > >- - - - - - > > > > > > > >MGA JOB TITLES NA DAPAT NANG PALITAN: > > > >PRESIDENT - Pasimuno. > > > >VICE PRESIDENT - Kunsitidor. > > > >SECRETARY - Palsipikador. > > > >TREASURER - Kubrador. > > > >AUDITOR - Kasabwat. > > > >PUBLIC RELATION OFFICER - Tsismoso. > > > >REPRESENTATIVES - Pahamak. > > > >SPOKESMAN - Bolero. > > > >SGT-AT-ARMS - Tirador. > > > >ADVISER - Taga sulsol. > > > >(mas tama di bah?) > >- - - - - - - - > > > > > > > >JUAN; Tay ! Penge P20 bibili ako ng de lata. > > > >TATAY: Anak, mga taga bukid lang ang gumagamit ng term na de lata! > >Englisin mo yan! > > > >JUAN: Paano? > > > >TATAY: KANG GUD! > >- - - - - - - - > > > > > > > >PACQUIAO: Hello, I would like to inquire how long is the flight to San > >Francisco? > > > >OPERATOR: Just a minute, Sir. > > > >PACQUIAO: Really? Thank you. > >- - - - - - - - > > > > > > > >PILITA CORRALES - Asia 's Queen of Song. > > > >LANI MISALUCHA - Asia 's Nightingale. > > > >REGINE VELASQUEZ - Asia 's Song Bird. > > > >GLORIA MACAPAGAL ARROYO - "Mole of Asia " > >- - - - - - - - > > > > > > > >SA RESTORAN... > > > >CUSTOMER: Waitress! Ano ba 'tong binigay mo sa akin, > > kape o tsaa? Lasang gas 'to ah! > > > >WAITRESS: Kung yan ay lasang gas, Kape yan! > > Ang tsaa kasi lasang pintura!
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