Women's definition on the following words:
1.) Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you
need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes:If she is getting
dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if
you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping
around the house.
3.) Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you
should
be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine.
(Refer back to #1 for the meaning of Fine.)
4.) Go Ahead:This is a dare, not
permission. Don't do it!
5.) Loud Sigh:This
is actually a word , but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood
by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she
is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer
back to #3 for the meaning of Nothing.)
6.) That's Okay:This is one of
the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means
she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will
pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks:A woman is thanking
you -- do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever:Is
a woman's way of saying YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another
dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a
man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result
in a man asking "what's wrong"; and for the woman's; response
to be, "nothing". (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of Nothing.)
Send this to the men you know,
to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh. . .because
they know it's true. J
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