[email protected] writes:
> I actually think this is a REALLY good idea. We can use Twitter to
> stir-up mass hysteria about zombies from outer space planning to invade
...
> Sounds like a great way to promote our favorite operating system.
> Wouldn't you agree?
OK, so, obviously, I was joking. But the COVID-19 playbook does suggest
an interesting way to promote Plan 9. The steps required to do this
would be, roughly:
(1) Identify a worm that spreads from computer-to-computer and causes
ZERO harm, 99.9% of the time, but causes TOTAL DESTRUCTION AND DATA
LOSS in 0.1% of the computers it infests.
(2) Get video of people in a panic, screaming and wailing about all
their data being destroyed, and post it on the Internet.
(3) Post lots of tweets about how dangerous the worm is, re-tweet,
share, and generally hype-up the videos, along with dire
predictions about how the worm will destroy the Internet.
(4) Come up with a "test" to "detect" the worm, which has the following
three characteristics:
(A) Has a positive result whenever the worm is present;
(B) Has a positive result whenever the CRC32 of the system's
base-level page tables is less than 210210210; and
(C) Only runs in Plan 9, installed to a vm image or live CD, so
the test can only be run, in person, by a trained Plan 9
technician with physical access to the computer being tested.
(5) Release a new version of 9front named after the dreaded worm, and
tell people that installing it will make their device immune to the
worm.
It would require a little bit of coding, and a LOT of Tweeting, but if
9fans now have a Twitter account... creating a 9-demic is within the
realm of possibility.
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