SMILE OF THE WEEK
=: JAPANESE COMPUTER MESSAGES := The folowing are an improvement over the "your computer has performed an illegal operation" message... * The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist. * Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return. * Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much. * Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. * Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that. * Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone. * Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down. * A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone. * Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred? * You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here. * Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky: but we never will. * Having been erased, the document you're seeking must now be retyped. * Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen, mind: both are blank. [author unknown ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> $9.95 domain names from Yahoo!. Register anything. http://us.click.yahoo.com/J8kdrA/y20IAA/yQLSAA/67folB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> If you have any questions or problems with any aspect of this site, please feel free to contact me directly [EMAIL PROTECTED] Please do not post personal issues directly to the group. To unsubscribe from this list, send an email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] Thank you for using A-1 Computer Tech Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/A-1-Computer_Tech/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
