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From: "Bonnie Ainsworth" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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Sent: Monday, March 20, 2006 2:53 PM
Subject: [blind-singles-n-friends] Mate match Radio Game
> Mate match Radio Game
>
> On the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago, the DJs play a game where they
> award
> winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match." The DJs call
> someone
> at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If
> the contestant answers yes, he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly
> personal
> questions.
> The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone
> number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three
> questions
> correctly, they both win the prize.
> One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big
> Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest
> thing
> I've
> heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down:
> DJ: "Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"
> Contestant: (laughing) "Yes I have."
> DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to Orlando,Florida if
> you
> win. What is your name? First only please."
> Contestant: "Brian."
> DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
> Brian: "Yes."
> DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?"
> Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
> DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."
> Brian: "Sara."
> DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
> Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
> DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
> Brian: (laughing) Yes, she's at work."
> DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
> Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
> DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!"
> Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
> DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
> Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
> DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
> Brian: "About 10 minutes."
> DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that
> if a trip wasn't at stake."
> Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
> DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this
> morning?"
> Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
> DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
> Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her Mom is staying for a
> couple
> of weeks..."
> DJ: "Uh huh..."
> Brian: "...and the Mother-in-law was in the shower at the Time."
> DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
> Brian: "On the kitchen table."
> DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred
> times
> I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work
> number
> and call her up. You listen to this. (3 minutes of commercials follow.)
> DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?" (touchtones ringing)
> Clerk: "Kinkos."
> DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"
> Clerk: "This is she."
> DJ: "Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live on the air right now and
> I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
> Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
> DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give
> any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo...do you know the rules of 'Mate
> match'?"
> Sarah: "No."
> DJ: "Good!"
> Brian: (laughing)
> Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
> Brian (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely
> honest."
> DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your
> answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to
> Orlando,
> Florida
> for 5 days on us. Disney World. Sea World. Tickets to the Magic's game.
> The
> whole deal. Get it Sarah?"
> Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
> DJ: "All right. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"
> Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."
> DJ: "What time?"
> Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
> DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
> Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
> DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his
> manhood. We've got one last question,
> Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to Florida. Are you ready?"
> Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
> DJ: "Where did you have it?"
> Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?"
> Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
> DJ: "What is bothering you so much,Sarah?"
> Sarah: "Well, it's just that my Mom is vacationing with us and..."
> DJ: "She saw?"
> Sarah: "BRIAN?!"
> Brian: "No, no I didn't..."
> DJ: "Ease up there, sister. Just messing' with your head. Your answer,
> please?"
> Sara: "Dear Lord...I cannot believe you told them this."
> Brian: "Come on, honey, it's for a free trip to Florida."
> DJ: "Let's go, sister. We ain't got all day here. Where did you do it?"
> Sarah: (short pause) "In the ass."
> (long, long pause)
> DJ: "We'll be right back after a word from our sponsors."
>
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> If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost
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