>> take me of this bull shit mailing list > Somebody is having problems with his tummy. Maybe > he can sit on the potty for a little while.
from Paul O'Sullivan on uk.music.folk: : from last Friday's Glasgow Herald Diary : Appearing at a Celtic festival in Nova Scotia, a pompous Scottish : folk musician insisted on touring native American reservations. : Strutting imperiously round the first one, he lived up to his : long-established Scottish reputation as a right pain. : At the visit's end, the reservation chief announced our man had : earned an honorary title: Walking Eagle. Chuffed, the folkie : strode into the next reservation, declaiming: "I am Walking : Eagle." His hosts fell about laughing. Later, the folkie's : bemused chauffeur quietly supplied an explanation. In native : American folklore, he was told, the only time an eagle walks is : when it's full of s**t." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jack Campin * 11 Third Street, Newtongrange, Midlothian EH22 4PU, Scotland tel 0131 660 4760 * fax 0870 055 4975 * http://www.purr.demon.co.uk/jack/ food intolerance data & recipes, freeware Mac logic fonts, and Scottish music To subscribe/unsubscribe, point your browser to: http://www.tullochgorm.com/lists.html
