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----- Original Message ----- From: "Devendra Nikose" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Friday, September 15, 2006 3:01 PM Subject: [AI] custmer > CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020 > > Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..." > > Customer: "Heloo, can I order.." > > Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?" > Customer: "It's eh..., hold.......... on......889861356102049998-45-54610" > > Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan > Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile > is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?" > > Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers? > > Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir" > > Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..." > > Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir" > > Customer: "How come?" > > Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood > pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir" > > Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?" > > Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it" > > Customer: "How do you know for sure?" > > Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from > the National Library last week Sir" > > Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much > will that cost?" > > Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total > is $49.9!" > > Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?" > > Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is > over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. > That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, > Sir." > > Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw > some cash before your guy arrives" > > Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records,you've reached your > daily limit on machine withdrawal today" > > Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. > How long is it gonna take anyway?" > > Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always > come and collect it on your motorcycle..." > > Customer: " What!" > > Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a > Scooter,...registration number 1123..." > > Customer: " ????" > > Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?" > > Customer: "Nothing.! .. by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free > bottles of cola as advertised?" > > Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also > > diabetic....... " > > Customer: > #$$^%&[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Operator "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you > were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?" > > Customer: Faints... > > > Regards > Devendra Nikose > Behind Paras Poha mil Kosami > District Balaghat Madhya Pradesh Pin 481001 > Telephone: 07632-243255 > E Mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > To unsubscribe send a message to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the subject unsubscribe. > > To change your subscription to digest mode or make any other changes, please visit the list home page at > http://accessindia.org.in/mailman/listinfo/accessindia_accessindia.org.in To unsubscribe send a message to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the subject unsubscribe. To change your subscription to digest mode or make any other changes, please visit the list home page at http://accessindia.org.in/mailman/listinfo/accessindia_accessindia.org.in
