Hi Harish, Thanks for doing this and perhaps that's the only way of stopping some people from forwarding unnecessary messages. Just a quick suggestion though: Perhaps the same approach should be needed for people intentionly bringing-in piracy on to the list.
Vetri. On 12/12/2011, harish <har...@accessindia.org.in> wrote: > All > > Henceforth, I shall not send separate mail for such off-topic mails. I shall > be straight taking actions against them. > > Hence, not seeing mails from me should not be assumed that there is no > control or monitoring or those folks are left scott free. > > Please don't participate in such conversations. > > Harish Kotian > Moderator. > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Vikas Waghmare" <vikaswaghma...@gmail.com> > To: <accessindia@accessindia.org.in> > Sent: Monday, December 12, 2011 4:52 PM > Subject: [AI] How the National ID card will work....!!! > > >> Description: cid:1.158984011@web94607.mail.in2.yahoo.com >> >> Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have >> your..." >> >> Customer: "Helloo, can I order..." >> >> Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose ID card number >> first, Sir?" >> Customer: "It's..... he...... >> hold..on......889861356102049998-45-54610" >> >> Operator : "OK... You're... Mr Singh and you're calling >> from B-17, Jaya Babu Street..... >> Your home number is 2x26xxxx, your >> office 250xxxxx and your mobile is 09xxxxxxxx. >> >> Which number are you calling from now >> Sir?" >> >> Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers? >> Operator : "We are connected to the system.... Sir !" >> >> Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..." >> Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir !" >> >> Customer: "How come?" >> Operator : "According to your Medical Records, you have >> high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level.... Sir !" >> >> Customer: "What ?... What do you recommend then ?" >> Operator : "Try our Low Fat Pizza. You'll like it " >> >> Customer: "How do you know.... for sure ?" >> Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular >> Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir !" >> >> Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size >> ones then, how much will that cost ?" >> Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 05, >> Sir . The total is Rs 500.0" >> >> Customer: "Can I pay by! Credit card?" >> Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your >> credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs 23,000.75 since >> October last year. >> >> That's not including the late payment >> charges on your housing loan, Sir..." >> >> Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood >> ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives " >> Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the Records, you've >> reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today " >> >> Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have >> the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway ?" >> Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait >> you can always come and collect it on your Nano Car...." >> Customer: " What !!!" >> Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own >> a Nano car......Registration Number GZ-05-AB-1107..." >> Customer: " ??? " >> >> Operator : " Is there anything else.... Sir ? " >> Customer: "Nothing... By the way... Aren't you giving me >> that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?" >> Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your >> records you're also diabetic....... " >> >> Customer: #$$^%& f***k $% >> Operator : "Better watch your language Sir... Remember >> on 15th July 2011... you were convicted of using abusive language on a >> policeman...?" >> >> Customer: [Faints].....!!! >> >> >> Search for old postings at: >> http://www.mail-archive.com/accessindia@accessindia.org.in/ >> >> To unsubscribe send a message to >> accessindia-requ...@accessindia.org.in >> with the subject unsubscribe. >> >> To change your subscription to digest mode or make any other changes, >> please visit the list home page at >> http://accessindia.org.in/mailman/listinfo/accessindia_accessindia.org.in >> >> > > > > > Search for old postings at: > http://www.mail-archive.com/accessindia@accessindia.org.in/ > > To unsubscribe send a message to > accessindia-requ...@accessindia.org.in > with the subject unsubscribe. > > To change your subscription to digest mode or make any other changes, please > visit the list home page at > http://accessindia.org.in/mailman/listinfo/accessindia_accessindia.org.in > > Search for old postings at: http://www.mail-archive.com/accessindia@accessindia.org.in/ To unsubscribe send a message to accessindia-requ...@accessindia.org.in with the subject unsubscribe. To change your subscription to digest mode or make any other changes, please visit the list home page at http://accessindia.org.in/mailman/listinfo/accessindia_accessindia.org.in
