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From: "amritpal singh" <[email protected]>
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"ramesh sharma" <[email protected]>
Sent: Saturday, May 04, 2013 10:08 AM
Subject: [AI] two jokes
A Fairy Wish
A Fairy told a married couple:
"For being such an exemplary Married couple for 25 years, I will give
you each a wish."
"I want to travel around the world with my dearest husband"
said the wife.
The fairy moved her magic stick and abracadabra! two tickets appeared
in her hands.
Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said:
"Well......this moment is very romantic, but an opportunity like this
only occurs once in a lifetime. So....I'm sorry my love, but my wish
is......to have a wife 30 years younger than me"
The wife was deeply disappointed but, a wish was a wish.
The Fairy made a circle with her magic stick and.......abracadabra!...
Suddenly the husband was 90 years old.
Men might be bastards But Fairies are Female!
A Fairy Wish
A Fairy told a married couple:
"For being such an exemplary Married couple for 25 years, I will give
you each a wish."
"I want to travel around the world with my dearest husband"
said the wife.
The fairy moved her magic stick and abracadabra! two tickets appeared
in her hands.
Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said:
"Well......this moment is very romantic, but an opportunity like this
only occurs once in a lifetime. So....I'm sorry my love, but my wish
is......to have a wife 30 years younger than me"
The wife was deeply disappointed but, a wish was a wish.
The Fairy made a circle with her magic stick and.......abracadabra!...
Suddenly the husband was 90 years old.
Men might be bastards But Fairies are Female!
A Fairy Wish
A Fairy told a married couple:
"For being such an exemplary Married couple for 25 years, I will give
you each a wish."
"I want to travel around the world with my dearest husband"
said the wife.
The fairy moved her magic stick and abracadabra! two tickets appeared
in her hands.
Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said:
"Well......this moment is very romantic, but an opportunity like this
only occurs once in a lifetime. So....I'm sorry my love, but my wish
is......to have a wife 30 years younger than me"
The wife was deeply disappointed but, a wish was a wish.
The Fairy made a circle with her magic stick and.......abracadabra!...
Suddenly the husband was 90 years old.
Men might be bastards But Fairies are Female!
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