OK, OK, I GIVE. ROTLMAO!!! YUO RAELLY AER TOO FUNY JOE. RIKC
-----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of joe Sent: Monday, May 10, 2004 1:05 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: RE: [ActiveDir][OT] LDAP stress tool for AD 2003 I agree with most of that. Though I think it was Jimmy that smelled funny and that was simply because he never made it back to his room to change. Of course you still read [1]... That is why I knew I could sucker you into posting. :o) Anyway, when I was at the summit, I had no chance with the females with Dean always standing next to me. That handsome english bastard... He had all three traits for picking up the ladies... Foreign Accent, Sparkling Eyes / Nicely dressed look, Don Johnson Shaving Methodology. Heck, *I* could barely keep my eyes off of him. Was ready to scoop him up and take him home to meet mum. Oh btw, the Dr's say I can officially use butter knives again so I am slowly working back up to the world of normal. joe [1] Rick doesn't really read, he pays his kid to read the posts to him. Rick is challenged by the vowels a,e,i,o,u (and occasionally y) and all of the consonants b-z inclusive. He is however able to handle the uppercase versions... So an email like the above would read something like I <garble garble> T <garble garble> J <garble garble> O <garble garble> T... Then garble> he spends an hour trying to find ITJOT in the various language dictionaries. So that is why the kid comes into the picture and why, interestingly enough, I always spell my name joe. :o) -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Rick Kingslan Sent: Monday, May 10, 2004 1:47 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: RE: [ActiveDir] LDAP stress tool for AD 2003 >> Rick has given me a very bad reputation of being mean or something. Oh, for crying out loud. I haven't been POSTING much. I still READ! Eric, joe is a pretty nice guy. Just socially unacceptable. At Summit, we had to keep him away from females, sharp objects, and alcohol. Plus, he farts a lot. Otherwise, joe's great. Rick Kingslan MCSE, MCSA, MCT, CISSP Microsoft MVP: Windows Server / Directory Services Windows Server / Rights Management Associate Expert Expert Zone - www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/expertzone WebLog - www.msmvps.com/willhack4food -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of joe Sent: Monday, May 10, 2004 12:45 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: RE: [ActiveDir] LDAP stress tool for AD 2003 I'm not making fun of ~Eric. That is your call sign, when I say ~Eric, there isn't a single person who confuses that with any other Eric's that are running around. BTW, I am guessing you mean me when you say this, I would know for sure if you had written: (would have been ~Eric but joe's been making fun of that as of late ;)) Rick has given me a very bad reputation of being mean or something. I am very nice, I am just outspoken when something is stupid or wrong which is unusual in this overly politicaly correct world. Also people think I hate Exchange and the Exchange Dev guys, this is simply untrue, I just don't think the code flows as well as it probably should (not elegant) and was based on many bad security assumptions and uses Active Directory like a red headed step child instead of as a respectable directory. I like to question things, not sit back and say, hmm ok, they want me to do it that way, I guess I better change everything I had planned for how this was going to go so it fits how they want me to be configured. To think I was going to say your initial response to the LDAP Stress Tool topic was an outstanding response and that I had bookmarked it for later regurgitation to anyone else who asked a question like that... joe -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Eric Fleischman Sent: Sunday, May 09, 2004 9:55 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: RE: [ActiveDir] LDAP stress tool for AD 2003 I've dissected a bit and put some info inline. I'm a bit tired so sorry if it is a bit incoherent. ;) Eric (would have been ~Eric but Joe's been making fun of that as of late ;)) Eric Fleischman Escalation Engineer Platforms Critical Problem Resolution (CPR) - Directory Services List info : http://www.activedir.org/mail_list.htm List FAQ : http://www.activedir.org/list_faq.htm List archive: http://www.mail-archive.com/activedir%40mail.activedir.org/ List info : http://www.activedir.org/mail_list.htm List FAQ : http://www.activedir.org/list_faq.htm List archive: http://www.mail-archive.com/activedir%40mail.activedir.org/ List info : http://www.activedir.org/mail_list.htm List FAQ : http://www.activedir.org/list_faq.htm List archive: http://www.mail-archive.com/activedir%40mail.activedir.org/ List info : http://www.activedir.org/mail_list.htm List FAQ : http://www.activedir.org/list_faq.htm List archive: http://www.mail-archive.com/activedir%40mail.activedir.org/
