The other night, I was sleeping soundly and the wife woke me up... She said "If I died, would you get remarried?"
I was thinking, what the eff? It's 2:30 in the morning and she's asking me this? I said, what the eff? Oh well, I guess since I'm a relatively young man, yeah, I would probably get remarried. Can we go to sleep now? She then said, "Well if you got remarried, would you bring your new wife into this house?" I said again, What the eff? Uhh, well, it's a good house, and we've got a good interest rate, yeah, I guess I would bring her into this house. Can we go to sleep now? Then... She said, well, if you brought her into this house, would you let her wear my clothes? Again.. WTF? Uhh, well, yeah I guess since you're not going to be around, there's no since in buying a whole new wardrobe, so, yeah, I guess I would let her wear your clothes. Ok, can we go back to sleep now? Then she said, Well, if you're going to get remarried, and you're going to let her in this house, and you're going to let her wear my clothes, would you let her drive my sports car? HUH? Hell no, I wouldn't let her drive your sports car! She of course said, Why not? Because she don't drive a stick shift!!!
