Sports Night 
<URL:http://abc.go.com/primetime/sports_night/sn_home.html> is one of 
my favorite shows.  On October 26, 1999 they had an interesting 
episode 
<URL:http://abc.go.com/primetime/sports_night/episode_guide/sn_epiguide_04.html> 
which discussed, among other things, an online poll for viewers to 
discuss which of the anchormen they liked the best, and then a guy on 
staff used Perl to run up the numbers for one of the anchors.  Here's 
some portions of that episode from a script I found at 
<URL:http://members.aol.com/sportsnightsite/revisitscript.html>.

There's only six more days to vote in the Major League Baseball 
All-Star balloting at 
<URL:http://allstarballoting.seasonticket.com/>, and Nomar 
Garciaparra is trailing by about 40,000 votes ...


Quotes From the Sports Night episode "Louise Revisited"
-------------------------------------------------------

DAN: You know what this week's internet poll question is?

CASEY: "Who's cooler, Dan or Casey".

DAN: That's right.

CASEY: Can you believe it?

DAN: We're journalists.

CASEY: Whataya gonna do.

DAN: You know how many people have voted?

CASEY: No.

DAN: 159.

CASEY: Really?

DAN: Yeah.

CASEY: That's more than you'd expect on the first day.

DAN: You know who's winning?

CASEY: I'm assuming you are.

DAN: No.

CASEY: I am?

DAN: Yes.

CASEY: How 'bout that.

DAN: Yes.

CASEY: Let's talk about Notre Dame. �My feeling--

DAN: A hundred and fifty-three to six.

CASEY: I'm sorry?

DAN: You're winning a hundred and fifty-three to six.

CASEY: (BEAT) Wow.

DAN: Yeah.

CASEY: That's quite a landslide so far.

DAN: Yes.

CASEY: You wouldn't think there'd be this kind of grassroots groundswell
this early on, but I've always been able to count on--

DAN: How are you rigging it?

CASEY: Danny--

DAN: Did you stay up all night voting for yourself?

CASEY: Like I don't have better things to do than beat your ass in an
internet poll.

DAN: Here's the thing about you: �It isn't that you want to win so bad,
it's that you won't admit you want to win.

CASEY: Danny, if you like, I'll withdraw my name from the competition.

DAN: No, no, no.

CASEY: You sure?

DAN: I have plenty of fans.

CASEY: At least a half-dozen.

DAN: I'm gonna work now.

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JEREMY: Hey Casey.

CASEY: Walk with me.

JEREMY: Walk with you?

CASEY: Walk with me.

JEREMY: Okay.

CASEY: Casually.

JEREMY: Casually?

CASEY: So it doesn't look like we're up to something.

JEREMY: What are we up to?

CASEY: Nothing.

JEREMY: What kind of compromising situation are you about to as me to--

CASEY: Can you rig my computer so it does nothing but vote?

JEREMY: On the internet?

CASEY: I was up all night voting. �At first I kept returning to the home
page and coming back, then I figured out I could hold down the "return"
key and hit F-12 for refresh, but even that was taking too long.

JEREMY: What kind of results are you looking for?

CASEY: I want to bury him.

JEREMY: You know it's unethical.

CASEY: Yes.

JEREMY: And there are probably FCC regulations governing--

CASEY: Sure.

JEREMY: I mean we announce these idiot polls on the air.

CASEY: Yes.

JEREMY: I'm saying I could get in trouble.

CASEY: Jeremy, in your first week of work here, Dan crazy-glued all your
things to your desk.

JEREMY: Yes.

CASEY: He made you go look for the ignition keys to the cameras.

JEREMY: Hm.

CASEY: This is what men do, Jeremy.

JEREMY: All right, I tell you what's gonna happen: �We're gonna telnet
into the network mainframe and FTP a perl script right through a DK
trapdoor into the CGI server.

CASEY: I like the sound of that. �What's it gonna do for me?

JEREMY: It's gonna vote for you.

CASEY: How many times, how often?

JEREMY: 2000 times a minute, 24 hours a day.

CASEY: You're a magnificent young man.

JEREMY: Ignition keys to the cameras? �We'll see who has the last laugh.

CASEY: Atta boy.

JEREMY: I need a soda.

CASEY: Go get 'em.

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DAN: Casey got another 150,000 votes overnight in the internet poll.

CASEY: It's true.

DAN: 150,000 votes. �Am I the only one who thinks this is strange?

KIM: I think you're the only one who cares.

DAN: It's a Rose Bowl-and-a-half full of people.

==========

DAN: Don't tell me you weren't doing something. �2.5 million people
voted. That's more than in most statewide elections. �2.5 million
people. �You know how many voted for me? �Two- hundred and thirty-two.
So don't think I'm paranoid for thinking something fishy might be up.

Tell me for real: �Is this 'cause I Crazy-glued Jeremy's stuff to his
desk?

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