I was going to write my perspective on all of these events, but then I
thought... Nah - let's have some fun...
First off, Joseph Hall wrote:
> expect me to take a side. I've seen women who are very effective
> as human lampposts, and I've seen brilliant women who are uglier
> than Abigail
Damn! And I thought Abigail was gorgeous after those 8 Long-Island Ice
Teas!!!
Elaine wrote:
> And sex or even the hint of sex gets attention. I'd certainly turn my head
> to see a couple of women in skin tight vinyl outfits just because it might
> be interesting to see.
AMEN! Your place, or mine??? ;^)
She also wrote:
> Now, if we could only make vines to swing
> from and loincloths mandatory for male attendees it could be very
> interesting :)
Ummmm, this brings up some *terribly* disturbing mental pictures...
Sarah Burcham wrote:
> I think technical women are a special breed that can look beyond
> the booth babes and see the swag.
Amen to that! Now swag is where the priorities are. However, being the
incredibly intelligent male that I am... I have a theory - and it
normally proves correct... The booths with the best-looking (now yes,
we are on looks again) booth-babes, tend to also have the best swag.
So, where do I congregate, of course - at these booths. Not to look at
the booth-babes, but for the swag of course! (And for those of you that
really know me, SHUT UP!) :^)
Now, I'm sorry but I have to go and cook some dinner and get the kids in
the bath...
Brent
(P.S.: This was *not* meant to offend, those of you who do know me, also
know that I am almost never serious....)
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