My wife have multiple running shticks, like George Costanza’s parents with a
little bit of George and Graci thrown in, maybe some Flintstones and
Honeymooners mixed in too. We ham it up around the kids. Once in a while I
cry out for “serenity now” etc. If you read the pickles comic strip, it
describes us pretty well.
One of the bits is me attempting to order the wife to do something. The whole
honor and obey thing, right. The truth is, she would not piss on my head if it
was on fire if I ordered her to do it.
But a few years I hit on something quite amusing (to me anyhow). We were going
to vote and I “ordered” her to vote for the candidate she really wanted to vote
for.
It was like that old star trek where the female robots heads exploded with a
paradox. She does not find this nearly as amusing as I do. I think I wore out
that one.
From: Steve Jones
Sent: Tuesday, October 23, 2018 10:52 PM
To: AnimalFarm Microwave Users Group
Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT - Vote!
If you do have that role, probably not a good joke on a public list in this
climate.
Just got the early voting mailer with instructions and envelope from our
governor, but I'm lazy so I'm waiting for his opponents guys to show up with my
prefilled ballot.
I don't like the idea of early voting anyway, I won't know til a week before
who raped somebody decades ago, or called their neighbor a curr 20 years ago.
I'd hate to cast an early vote and find out my guy didn't do anything nefarious.
Hitching the old lady this year screwed everything up with the name change and
social security name change. She has to 're register and vote that day.
She asked me who to vote for. I told her not to vote
On Tue, Oct 23, 2018, 9:37 AM Chuck McCown <ch...@wbmfg.com> wrote:
Since I am the guy that extracts the files from the voting machines for the
county, I can add all my votes to that excel spreadsheet before sending it on
to the secretary of state. How many votes can you afford?*
*tongue in cheek fake news lie
From: Bill Prince
Sent: Monday, October 22, 2018 2:56 PM
To: af@af.afmug.com
Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT - Vote!
I just know the names of all the young whipper snappers that don't vote. Get
their ballots, and cast away.
bp
<part15sbs{at}gmail{dot}com>
On 10/22/2018 1:41 PM, castarritt wrote:
You've died five times?
On Mon, Oct 22, 2018 at 3:12 PM Bill Prince <part15...@gmail.com> wrote:
Vote early and often. I vote at least 5 times each election.
bp
<part15sbs{at}gmail{dot}com>
On 10/22/2018 11:44 AM, Chuck McCown wrote:
Pat Paulson for President.
From: Simon Westlake
Sent: Monday, October 22, 2018 10:48 AM
To: AnimalFarm Microwave Users Group ; AnimalFarm Microwave Users Group
Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT - Vote!
There is nowhere to early vote near me, have to wait for the day.
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From: "Ken Hohhof" <af...@kwisp.com>
To: "AnimalFarm Microwave Users Group" <af@af.afmug.com>
Sent: 10/22/2018 11:35:53 AM
Subject: [AFMUG] OT - Vote!
I went to early voting today, good turnout, except nobody in line
under 60.
Maybe because it was the middle of the day, maybe younger folks wait
until election day, or maybe the stereotype of millennials not voting is true.
Hey all you 20 and 30 year olds, go vote, even if I wouldn’t agree
with who you vote for. Going forward, it’s your world, you need to start
running it (or at least choosing who does). I think we’re supposed to be at
the turning point where there’s more millennials than boomers, although the
definition of “millennial” seems open to interpretation.
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