just shoot them

On Fri, Nov 23, 2018 at 3:35 PM <[email protected]> wrote:

> Get near enough to throw a rock or wrench at them.
>
> Alternately enter their field of vision and start making wild gestures.
>
> Once you think they may have notice you, mouth the words “FUG YOU” in an
> emphatic manner.
>
> Once they have removed the devices from their ears you can try to
> commence speaking to them in a normal human manner.  But you have to
> realize that the first sentence will largely be ignored as their thought
> process are still booting up.
>
> Once they have discarded the first packet, then you can try to sending a
> legit message.  However if they are coffee or phone derived they may
> continue to discard packets until they take a drink of their fancy coffee
> or check instagram.
>
> N.B.  If  you commence this process after quitting time, you will have to
> repeat it the next day.  But not until about 1.5 hours after they have
> arrived at work.
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