Anything that gets them off their phones and game consoles is fine by me.
When I was that age we ran around shooting at each other with cap pistols
but I guess you can't do that anymore.  Half the things my friends and I did
you probably can't do anymore.  Our parents would yell at us for staring at
the TV screen too much, that it would rot our brains, and tell us to go
outside and play.  If staring at screens all day rots your brain, maybe that
explains a lot.  Welcome to a world of zombies with brain rot and arthritic
thumbs.

 

So let them play with their sparkly unicorn poop, if it gets them off their
screens and out of the house.

 

OK, now I'm picturing Calvin and Hobbes playing checkers on the front porch
because his mom told him to go outside and play.  At least it wasn't a
checkers app on his phone.

 

 

From: AF <[email protected]> On Behalf Of Nate Burke
Sent: Friday, January 18, 2019 9:03 AM
To: AnimalFarm Microwave Users Group <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT: Poopsie Slime Surprise

 

Is this the same as the shavingcream/contact solution/elmers glue slime?
That stuff has been HUGE here in chicagoland for about a year.  Ask a grade
schooler what they want to do, answer is always MAKE SLIME!  I've also seen
some JrHigh Kids with some sort of putty in a tin, that they constantly pull
out, play with for a little bit, then put back.  

On 1/17/2019 9:05 PM, Chris Fabien wrote:

My kindergarten age daughter brought home a tiny tub of this from a birthday
party as a favor. Premixed in this incarnation. It's basically glittery
silly putty with an odd floral-ish scent. She obsessed over it for days. I
sure hope she doesn't see that commercial!!

 

On Thu, Jan 17, 2019, 7:32 PM Adam Moffett <[email protected]
<mailto:[email protected]>  wrote:


I just became aware of this product:
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/dS7y/poopsie-slime-surprise-create-your-own-unicorn-
poop-slime

I'm stunned that anyone thought of something like this.  I was further
surprised that it wasn't a joke, and even further surprised that it was a
hot item this past Christmas.  

The instructional video <https://youtu.be/1YKd4YjPnko>   tells me that the
designer is a person who delights in disappointing children.  The child who
will be amused by a unicorn pooping slime is exactly the same child who
won't follow detailed instructions.  You'll need a parent there with a
stopwatch to crack the whip, "You may feed the unicorn for precisely two
minutes and then you must make it poop!"

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