Filed under: things you think but don’t say... (folks have no sense of humor anymore)
From: Mark Radabaugh Sent: Monday, August 10, 2020 9:04 AM To: AnimalFarm Microwave Users Group Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT note to self It was always kind of amusing when the kids would get hurt and we would take them to the ER where the wife was the supervisor. The hospital, to their credit, still followed the procedure of separating us all and asking what happened. “We smacked him in the head, dressed him up in his football uniform, shoved him around the grass and mud until he was a dirtball, and then brought him here”. Or maybe it was the kids only reception for a touchdown in his high school career. He got creamed coming down and landed on his head. Kind of sucks he can’t remember it. Mark On Aug 10, 2020, at 10:21 AM, Jaime Solorza <[email protected]> wrote: She can be pissed off...it's her strikes that would hurt me...in 2002, she got really pissed...try to kick my leg, I instinctively did a stop kick...she broke her small toe...at hospital Dr asked what happened...she replied it was a kick...he asked , do you want me to call police? She said it was her...then he asked me if I wanted to call police? I stayed silent for a few seconds....priceless.. On Mon, Aug 10, 2020, 7:01 AM Lewis Bergman <[email protected]> wrote: OK Jaime, close your eyes. Now pick up the picture in your mind, turn it over and look at the back, what's written there? Turn it back over and look at the front, describe it. See you still have it. Now, never think of having a picture in your possession again that might piss off your wife. On Sun, Aug 9, 2020 at 12:43 PM Jaime Solorza <[email protected]> wrote: I divorced my first wife in 1990...in 1993 she sent me a picture of her in a French Maid costume ...wish I still had the picture..lol.... would have to really hide it... current wife would castrate me!!! On Sun, Aug 9, 2020, 11:30 AM James Howard <[email protected]> wrote: You should find a butler like Lurch from the Addams family. Your wife probably wouldn’t wear the Morticia Addams outfit either though I suppose. From: AF [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Chuck McCown Sent: Saturday, August 8, 2020 6:14 PM To: AnimalFarm Microwave Users Group <[email protected]> Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT note to self She won’t put it on. Sent from my iPhone On Aug 8, 2020, at 4:41 PM, Jaime Solorza <[email protected]> wrote: Wear a Butler suit or wife in French maid outfit and take picture.. Ducking under my phone On Sat, Aug 8, 2020, 4:09 PM Chuck McCown <[email protected]> wrote: Washing the window and changing the clock battery. Clock ran down a couple of years ago. First time those windows have been washed in 10 years. I was unaware of this little man lift until a few days ago. We were planning to put up scaffolding. The lift is $85/day and will fit through the front door. Sent from my iPhone On Aug 8, 2020, at 3:46 PM, Ken Hohhof <[email protected]> wrote: Oh, I see. Originally I was looking at a sideways, cropped image. I thought the clock said 11:03. From: AF <[email protected]> On Behalf Of Jaime Solorza Sent: Saturday, August 8, 2020 4:21 PM To: AnimalFarm Microwave Users Group <[email protected]> Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT note to self I thought your Butler would take care of it. On Sat, Aug 8, 2020, 3:04 PM Ken Hohhof <[email protected]> wrote: I give up. What is it, and why? From: AF <[email protected]> On Behalf Of Chuck McCown Sent: Saturday, August 8, 2020 3:57 PM To: [email protected] Subject: [AFMUG] OT note to self If ever building a new home, do not do this to yourself. Sent from my iPhone Begin forwarded message: From: Jenny McCown <[email protected]> Date: August 8, 2020 at 2:54:58 PM MDT To: [email protected] -- AF mailing list [email protected] http://af.afmug.com/mailman/listinfo/af_af.afmug.com -- AF mailing list [email protected] http://af.afmug.com/mailman/listinfo/af_af.afmug.com -- AF mailing list [email protected] http://af.afmug.com/mailman/listinfo/af_af.afmug.com -- AF mailing list [email protected] http://af.afmug.com/mailman/listinfo/af_af.afmug.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Total Control Panel Login To: [email protected] From: [email protected] You received this message because the domain afmug.com is on your allow list. -- AF mailing list [email protected] http://af.afmug.com/mailman/listinfo/af_af.afmug.com -- AF mailing list [email protected] http://af.afmug.com/mailman/listinfo/af_af.afmug.com -- Lewis Bergman 325-439-0533 Cell -- AF mailing list [email protected] http://af.afmug.com/mailman/listinfo/af_af.afmug.com -- AF mailing list [email protected] http://af.afmug.com/mailman/listinfo/af_af.afmug.com -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- AF mailing list [email protected] http://af.afmug.com/mailman/listinfo/af_af.afmug.com
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