Re: [AFMUG] OT I covet

Tue, 07 Dec 2021 11:33:00 -0800

Ahhh. Reminds me of early animal farm days and shooting "skeet" with old radios.


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On 12/7/2021 11:25 AM, Mark Radabaugh wrote:
There was the day that POS HP inkjet printer wadded up the paper one last time.    Slammed that thing off the concrete basement floor about a dozen times and shattered it into 1000 pieces.   

Walked upstairs and the wife asked if I was happy now.   “Yep, that POS is never going to bother me again”.

Centurylink guy showed up the next day to install something (T1 days).   He looks around and says “Remind me not to piss you off”.


To this day that printer has never bothered me again :-)

Mark

On Dec 7, 2021, at 12:02 PM, Chuck McCown via AF <[email protected]> wrote:

Once, when my kids were all little, we were trying to watch a vhs movie some saturday morning.  The head got crudded up again so I tore into it.  You had to remove a little spring to get to the flying heads.  That tiny spring launched itself across the room that had a deep shag.  This was the 75th time cleaning the heads on this machine.  
 
I pulled on a tennis shoe and stomped that VCR into pieces.  My kids were screaming, my wife was pulling on my leg, they were all crying.  I knew I had enough money to go buy a new one that morning so I did.  Not a word, just left the house and came back with a new one that morning.  
 
I totally earned my reputation with my kids, stories like this they now share with their therapists.  
 
Sent: Tuesday, December 7, 2021 9:37 AM
Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT I covet
 
Now that term I have known since my young days of working on dirt bikes and having that happen J Also referred to as a B*tch clip because of how much of a b*tch they are to get on or off without them flying across the shop to forever be lost and you don’t have an extra…..
 
Thank you,
Brian Webster
 
From: AF [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Bill Prince
Sent: Tuesday, December 7, 2021 10:38 AM
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Similar name, but different meaning for the jesus clip. So named because when you pop one off, they tend to go flying and you exclaim "Jesus, where did that go?"

 

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On 12/7/2021 7:09 AM, Brian Webster wrote:
You see now that there is a great combination of random knowledge and quick with in how to use said knowledge. Nice job Steve!
 
Thank you,
Brian Webster
 
From: AF [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Steve Jones
Sent: Tuesday, December 7, 2021 9:59 AM
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Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT I covet
 
 
They wouldnt put a jesus nut on a helicopter knowing youre supposed to get closer to jesus if they didnt want you to covet the helicopter, as the jesus nut is what keep it afloat, as should jesus in your life.
 
On Tue, Dec 7, 2021 at 8:40 AM <[email protected]> wrote:
That's totally fine.  "Covet thy neighbor's helicopter" is not addressed in
Exodus.  Take the loophole.


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Subject: [AFMUG] OT I covet


The helicopters they use on Succession.
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