My wife didn’t think it was anywhere near as funny as I did. Who’da thought.
Rory From: Af [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of That One Guy via Af Sent: Friday, September 19, 2014 7:36 AM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: [AFMUG] Friday Funny sweet On Fri, Sep 19, 2014 at 8:47 AM, CBB - Jay Fuller via Af <[email protected]> wrote: nice :) ----- Original Message ----- From: Rory Conaway via Af <mailto:[email protected]> To: [email protected] Sent: Friday, September 19, 2014 8:36 AM Subject: [AFMUG] Friday Funny This guy brings his best mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after work. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade... "My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a f****** mess, the dishes aren't done. Can't you see I'm still in my f****** pyjamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the f*** did you bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?" "Because he's thinking of getting married." Rory -- All parts should go together without forcing. You must remember that the parts you are reassembling were disassembled by you. Therefore, if you can't get them together again, there must be a reason. By all means, do not use a hammer. -- IBM maintenance manual, 1925
