LOL...But can we smoke the chicken? Cooking with Rasta Jaime Solorza Wireless Systems Architect 915-861-1390
On Wed, Nov 12, 2014 at 7:08 AM, Rory Conaway via Af <[email protected]> wrote: > *There are many ways to look at a problem. * > > > > > > WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?? > > SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, Gosh darn, he's a > maverick. > > BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs, > they can keep their eggs. Period. No chicken will be required to cross the > road to surrender her eggs. Period. > > JOHN McCAIN: My friends, the chicken crossed the road because he > recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the > chickens on the other side of the road. > > HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the > chicken crossed the road? > > GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We > just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The > chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here. > > DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun? > > COLIN POWELL: Now, to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the > satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. > > BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. > > AL GORE: I invented the chicken. > > JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am > against it. > > AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? > > DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize > that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it > goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do > is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current > problems before adding any new problems. > > OPRAH WINFREY: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, > which is why he wants to cross the road so badly. So, instead of having > the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of > life, I'm going to buy this chicken a new car so that he can just drive > across the road and not live his life in fear like the rest of the chickens. > > ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken,but we have > not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. > > NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he is guilty! You can > see it in his eyes and the way he walks. > > PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American. > > MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way the chicken was > going. I had a standing order at The Farmer's market to sell my eggs when > the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider > information. > > DR. SEUSS; Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? > Yes, the chickn crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told. > > EARNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone. > > GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. > Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for > us. > > BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be > listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story > of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish > its lifelong dream of crossing the road. > > ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of the chicken to cross the road. > > JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads > together, in peace. > > BILL GATES: I have just released e-Chicken 2014, which will not only > cross roads but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance > your checkbook. Internet Exploreris an integral part of e-Chicken 2014. > This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot. > > ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road > move beneath the chicken? > > COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?? > > > > Rory Conaway > Triad Wireless > 4226 S. 37th Street > Phoenix, Az. 85040 > 602-426-0542 > [email protected] > www.triadwireless.net > > >
