Oh, man, spherical integrals of BACON... This explains everything...
If you have a sphere of bacon and you integrate it on a grill, serve it as a dinner appetizer, there will be nothing left. Now I finally understand antennas! I am thankful for (and apologies to) Johann Carl Friedrich Gauss. From: Dennis Burgess via Af Sent: Thursday, November 27, 2014 10:28 AM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT did you guys (and gals) see this? The third is BACON!!! Dennis Burgess, Link Technologies, Inc. 314-735-0270 From: Af [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Chuck McCown via Af Sent: Thursday, November 27, 2014 10:58 AM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT did you guys (and gals) see this? The first derivative of turkey is duck, the second derivative of turkey is chicken. From: Rory Conaway via Af Sent: Thursday, November 27, 2014 9:43 AM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT did you guys (and gals) see this? I’m having a little trouble following the math but I’m not sure if I agree with his results. It’s Thanksgiving, I believe he should have included the derivative of the Turkey. Rory From: Af [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Eric Kuhnke via Af Sent: Wednesday, November 26, 2014 7:07 PM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT did you guys (and gals) see this? https://isotropic.org/papers/chicken.pdf On Wed, Nov 26, 2014 at 2:57 PM, Chuck McCown via Af <[email protected]> wrote: http://www.vox.com/2014/11/21/7259207/scientific-paper-scam
