Just tell him that your Internet will energize his seventh chakra, thereby counteracting the retrograde of mercury. Also, it will make his aura glow light blue. Not blues screen of death blue....don't get those confused.
On Thu, May 7, 2015 at 5:30 PM, Bill Prince <[email protected]> wrote: > I should tell some of my Alabama jokes... > > bp > <part15sbs{at}gmail{dot}com> > > > On 5/7/2015 2:27 PM, Jay Weekley wrote: > >> Thank God for California and Texas. >> >> Mark Radabaugh wrote: >> >>> Nah, we reserve the laughing stock designation for California. Keep >>> up the good work and Texas might catch up eventually. >>> >>> Mark >>> >>> On 5/7/15 2:43 PM, Jaime Solorza wrote: >>> >>>> >>>> Hey better than wackos in Texas who think ISIL has training camp in >>>> Juarez, Abbot asking Texas Guard to monitor military exercises so the >>>> wackos guns aren't confiscated and folks locked up in abandoned Wal Mart >>>> secret tunnels! !! We are the laughing stock of the world.....I prefer the >>>> Zodiac craziness. >>>> >>>> Jaime Solorza >>>> >>>> On May 7, 2015 10:43 AM, "Mike Hammett" <[email protected] <mailto: >>>> [email protected]>> wrote: >>>> >>>> huh? >>>> >>>> People... >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> ----- >>>> Mike Hammett >>>> Intelligent Computing Solutions >>>> http://www.ics-il.com >>>> >>>> <https://www.facebook.com/ICSIL>< >>>> https://plus.google.com/+IntelligentComputingSolutionsDeKalb>< >>>> https://www.linkedin.com/company/intelligent-computing-solutions>< >>>> https://twitter.com/ICSIL> >>>> >>>> Midwest Internet Exchange >>>> http://www.midwest-ix.com >>>> >>>> <https://www.facebook.com/mdwestix>< >>>> https://www.linkedin.com/company/midwest-internet-exchange>< >>>> https://twitter.com/mdwestix> >>>> ------------------------------------------------------------------------ >>>> >>>> *From: *"Nate Burke" <[email protected] <mailto:[email protected] >>>> >> >>>> *To: *"Animal Farm" <[email protected] <mailto:[email protected]>> >>>> *Sent: *Thursday, May 7, 2015 11:42:11 AM >>>> *Subject: *[AFMUG] Customers And Zodiac >>>> >>>> Had a new one today. Customer want's our service, but won't let us >>>> install for 4 weeks because 'Mercury is going into Retrograde, >>>> and if >>>> you install it during that time it just won't work' >>>> >>>> I wonder if it Breaks during a Retrograde if he'll let us come >>>> fix it.... >>>> >>>> >>> >>> -- >>> >>> Mark Radabaugh >>> [email protected] >>> 419-837-5105 x1021 >>> [email protected] >>> >> >> >
