On 8/28/15 13:05, That One Guy /sarcasm wrote:

First, maintaining the 350 dollar a month cost
Change the Terms to SLA
Syncronous connectivity (whatever this means in their heads), apparently
we might need to run fiber to every end point on the planet to ensure this)
99.5% uptime and full capacity bandwidth guarantee
24/7/365 tech support
one hour maximumum call back time
4 hour on site guarantee 24/7/365
4 hour resolution guarantee or they can terminate the contract on the spot

Oh yeah that's totally worth it. Better get right on that.


remove invoice payment terms, no disconnection for non payment

Hahahahahaha, all that *and* they don't want to be required to pay? Yeah good luck, something tells me they're going to be insufferable and pay 6 months late all the time. Their DSL woes can't be that bad to be acting like an entitled princess.

~Seth

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