You call that a knife??? Or the better movie reference is the first Indiana Jones.
Menacing Arab with a big knife and Indiana pulls out a gun. From: Jaime Solorza Sent: Saturday, February 25, 2017 11:38 PM To: Animal Farm Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT trolling In hand to hand, that is difficult weapon to defend against....But it can be done On Feb 25, 2017 11:24 PM, "That One Guy /sarcasm" <[email protected]> wrote: You're going to get icepicked On Feb 25, 2017 11:39 PM, "Nate Burke" <[email protected]> wrote: I had a Chocolate Cake Shake from Portillos tonight. Really the only thing that I think is good there. Although there were 20 cars in the drive through line, and probably 100 people inside. The thing that bothers me most is I know some tree-hugger types who will go to Portillos every chance they get, yet don't even raise an eyebrow to the 4 styrofoam containers their food is served in (they even still use foam cups for soda). And when you go to the counter for a soda refill, they look at you like you're trying to extract money directly from the register. On 2/25/2017 8:36 PM, That One Guy /sarcasm wrote: I want that job On Feb 25, 2017 6:02 PM, "Chuck McCown" <[email protected]> wrote: I heard a radio news story about the far left hyper sensitivity and the far right insensitivity with both being a big problem as some book publishers force authors to run their manuscript through a “sensitivity reader” to keep from hurting feelings. From: George Skorup Sent: Saturday, February 25, 2017 4:10 PM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT trolling Nah, Steve didn't hurt my feelings. I'm not sensitive at all. Just sayin a guy could get an ice pick to the throat is all. On 2/25/2017 4:40 PM, Chuck McCown wrote: I am thinking of making a T shirt that says: Social Justice Warrior: Shut your f**king ignorant pie hole. I am hyper-sensitive and you are hurting my feelings! From: George Skorup Sent: Saturday, February 25, 2017 3:13 PM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT trolling It comes with you shutting the hell up with that blasphemy. :) On 2/25/2017 1:00 AM, That One Guy /sarcasm wrote: I don't understand this portillos craze. I like hot dogs, I like real ones better, but I'm not going to go full under an overpass craziness over one like everybody seems to be on portillos. Do these come with a handjob or something nobody is talking about? On Feb 24, 2017 11:53 PM, "George Skorup" <[email protected]> wrote: I had Portillo's for dinner. Nanananabooboo. On 2/24/2017 11:14 PM, Ken Hohhof wrote: Our local place gives you a choice of refried beans or black beans, I always take the black beans. Refried beans seem like you should check them with a Geiger counter. From: Af [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of That One Guy /sarcasm Sent: Friday, February 24, 2017 10:45 PM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT trolling ...... Unless you're going to tell me what refried beans actually are and what that refried beans with white cheese is, cause I'll tell you, it's not great value brand refried beans with shredded mozzarella. If you tell me this secret, well, Fuck Trump for 8 hours On Feb 24, 2017 10:41 PM, "That One Guy /sarcasm" <[email protected]> wrote: Holy shit dude, the first two " hate crimes" they reference were not hate crimes, they were documented false flags...... I couldn't even read further to see if they reference fbi stats .. problem is, the order is two weeks old and fbi wouldn't have a data set release for that time period. Don't be fed, don't be a sheep On Feb 24, 2017 10:34 PM, "Jaime Solorza" <[email protected]> wrote: The hate crime increase rate by FBI is here in your states paper.... http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-madigan-immigration-hate-crimes-summit-20170223-story.html On Feb 24, 2017 9:13 PM, "That One Guy /sarcasm" <[email protected]> wrote: There is something about how they roll out of the corn husk ribs. (I'm not supposed to be eating the husk too am I? Because that may end up in the raw oysters lust of shit I won't make my kids try) On Feb 24, 2017 10:06 PM, "Jaime Solorza" <[email protected]> wrote: I checked tamale reviews in Chicago....Wow...Banana leaves? Chocolate? WTF....I know there are allot of mojaritas (Maybe Gino or Faisal will unravel it for you) all over. There has to be a place to buy dried corn husks and nixtamal Masa!! Ranch Pro carried decent Mexican offerings....Wonder if Masa can be shipped safely... Husks is no problem...Let me check.. On Feb 24, 2017 8:54 PM, "That One Guy /sarcasm" <[email protected]> wrote: They were in a metal can, a little softer than Mexican aunt tamales, I grew up on em. They were black and white label generic. I didn't have a real tamales til I was in 5th grade or so, my buddy lio and me were at the park on a bridge, he dropped his recorder (the flute thing) and I acted like I was gonna kick it off, it bounced and I kicked it off into the river. He told me I had to tell his old man what happenned or he'd get in trouble. They were getting ready to eat when we got there, we told them, it was all good and they invited me to eat. I don't know if you've ever been invited to eat in a Mexicans house or not, it's not a question or option if there are any aunts there. You will eat before you leave, and you will eat until you're full and then some. That's where I got exposed to tamales, and a bunch of other stuff I don't recall what it was. So good, so freaking good. On Feb 24, 2017 9:37 PM, "Ken Hohhof" <[email protected]> wrote: In a can, or a glass jar? I remember Derby brand tamales in a jar, do they still sell those? They lacked all the characteristics of good tamales, but were strangely appealing. Like Pringles or candy corn. From: Af [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of That One Guy /sarcasm Sent: Friday, February 24, 2017 9:16 PM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT trolling https://www.walmart.com/ip/Maseca-Instant-Masa-For-Tamales-Corn-Mix-4.4-lb/10790738 I still haven't sourced any husks. Btw are we talking green or dried brown? And don't send a Mexican aunt to murder me, but if I can't find husks, will wax paper work? When I was a kid mom was getting these canned tamales. They're the closest I remember eating to authentic Mexican aunt tamales. She doesn't remember, there was no English on the label. We do have an authentic (ish) Mexican joint here (they make margaritas in a slushy machine), maybe they'll hook me up with husks On Feb 24, 2017 8:57 PM, "Jaime Solorza" <[email protected]> wrote: What are ingredients? Brand? On Feb 24, 2017 7:19 PM, "That One Guy /sarcasm" <[email protected]> wrote: It sucks we had a bitch for 8 years, a man would have actually changed law instead of limbo, like how he fucked the immigrants. On Feb 24, 2017 5:44 PM, "Josh Reynolds" <[email protected]> wrote: I thought the top story was Spicer saying they will crackdown at the Federal level more on rec marijuana? I mean, it's only funding schools, creating jobs, and paying for roads in Colorado... No big deal. On Feb 24, 2017 5:39 PM, "Ken Hohhof" <[email protected]> wrote: Something is wrong when the top news story today is Spicey banning some major news outlets from his WH press conference. Not that it isn’t disturbing, but … Hello, does anybody care about the story that North Korea is believed to have carried out an assassination in a Malaysian airport using VX? And it is believed they purposely did it in a way to demonstrate to the world and especially the U.S. their capability and willingness to use the banned chemical weapon? Oh, and to piss off their only two friends in the world, Malaysia and China. Kim Jong Un is probably wondering, what do I have to do to make the front page? I launched a ballistic missile toward Japan while Trump was meeting with the PM of Japan. Then I had my half brother assassinated in public in a foreign airport using 2-part (battlefield weaponized) VX nerve agent. And all the Americans care about is speeches at CPAC and who was disinvited to Spicey’s press conference. And whether Dippin Dots are the ice cream of the future. From: Af [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Forrest Christian (List Account) Sent: Friday, February 24, 2017 5:19 PM To: af <[email protected]> Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT trolling You've hit on a lot of my frustration with the R's and D's. Add to that the fact that they have convinced the american public that the only viable option is either an 'R' or a 'D' and you pretty much sum it up. For the record, I didn't vote for either a 'R' or a 'D' the last election. I hoped to be part of the solution where we consider other alternatives as well. On Fri, Feb 24, 2017 at 9:32 AM, Ken Hohhof <[email protected]> wrote: There was an episode of the Star Trek TV series titled “Let That Be Your Last Battlefield” about two warring aliens that appeared identical except one was black on one side and white on the other, while the other was the reverse. The difference was all important to the aliens, but the Enterprise crew could hardly tell them apart. I think of that when people immediately identify someone as left or right, Democrat or Republican, Shia or Sunni. As if their faces were painted a certain way so you can immediately tell. And once you know their political party or religious sect, that’s all you need to know. TV is that way, if they are interviewing someone, the most important thing is to have a graphic that tells you if they are a D or R. It’s like a sporting event, you need to know what team someone is on, and then can cheer or boo accordingly. Our political parties take themselves way too seriously, they seem to believe people are born either D or R and that party owns them. The parties don’t seem capable of running capable candidates for office and governing well in order to earn votes. But when they eek out an election victory, they proclaim it a landslide and believe they have a mandate. Rather than accept that voters hated the other guys a little more. This time. It’s kind of ironic with Trump and Putin in the news, neither of whom really care about ideology, it’s all about power and personality. Yet we still want it to be a story about left vs right, my party vs your party. From: Af [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of [email protected] Sent: Friday, February 24, 2017 9:51 AM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT trolling Yeahbut they are democrats so they are leftists so they are inherently truthful and trustyworthy... From: Adam Moffett Sent: Friday, February 24, 2017 7:45 AM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT trolling The statements come from representatives of the "Sweden Democrats" party. Skim the wikipedia article about who they are. Some choice quotes: "The party had its roots in Swedish fascism[15] and was a part of the white supremacy movement;[16]" "The Sweden Democrats, however, remain isolated in the Riksdag because the other parties are staunchly maintaining a policy of refusing cooperation with them.[25]" "The Sweden Democrats believe that the current Swedish immigration and integration policies have been a failure. They oppose integration because they believe that integration involves "meeting in the middle" and do not think that the indigenous Swedish people should have to bear the burden " The section on ideologies is interesting too. They might as well have "Make Sweden Great Again" hats. ------ Original Message ------ From: "Chuck McCown" <[email protected]> To: [email protected] Sent: 2/23/2017 4:15:29 PM Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT trolling ...
