A trade buddy told a tale once. His wife is a total prankster. She has
the 5 year-old daughter call dad. Something along the lines of, "Dad,
hurry, mommy needs c*ck right now!" He's like.... whut!? She reiterates.
Nope, he didn't hear that wrong. He gets home all ready to be like WTF
is wrong with you!? Before he can get a word out, she says, "Remember I
told you last week that leak needs to be fixed?" He says nothing, turns
around and goes back to town to get some caulk. So that's what happens
when you don't do as the wife instructs.
On 5/15/2017 8:11 AM, Craig Schmaderer wrote:
Read this to my wife. Totally can relate. LoL
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*From:* Af <[email protected]> on behalf of Jaime Solorza
<[email protected]>
*Sent:* Sunday, May 14, 2017 8:39:50 PM
*To:* Animal Farm
*Subject:* Re: [AFMUG] Mother's day fun
Cough cough... hilarious...
On May 14, 2017 7:38 PM, "Jeremy" <[email protected]
<mailto:[email protected]>> wrote:
LMAO
On Sun, May 14, 2017 at 1:54 PM, Chuck McCown <[email protected]
<mailto:[email protected]>> wrote:
Grandkids are over.
3 year old granddaughter asked my wife: Do you have marijuana?
Her grandmother:�No sweety we don�t have any marijuana�.
Granddaughter:�Well we have some at our house�.
So my wife relates this to our daughter and her husband.
They were astounded. What! What did she say?!?
So they get the granddaughter to come into the family room for
a bit of grilling.
�What did you just ask grandma?�
� I don�t know....�
�Did you ask grandma if she has something? �
�I asked if she has Moana�
