KidsAreQuick ____________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ________________________________ ____________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ *TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? **GLEN: **Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.. _______________________________________** **TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' **MILLIE: I is.. **TEACHER: No, Millie...... Always say, 'I am.' **MILLIE: All right...... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ** **______________ ___________________** **TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? **LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.** **______________________________________ **TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? **SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ **TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? **CLYDE** : No, sir. It's the same dog. ___________________________________** **TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher* --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Anda menerima pesan ini karena berlangganan ke Grup "aga-madjid" Google Groups. Untuk memposting ke grup ini, kirimkan email ke [email protected] Untuk bergabung dengan grup ini, kirim email ke [EMAIL PROTECTED] Untuk keluar dari grup ini, kirim email ke [EMAIL PROTECTED] Untuk pilihan lain, kunjungi grup ini di http://groups.google.co.id/group/aga-madjid?hl=id -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
