> > > ROMANCE MATHEMATICS > Smart man+smart woman=romance > Smart man+dumb woman=affair > Dumb man + smart woman=marriage > Dumb man+dumb woman=pregnancy > > OFFICE ARITHMETIC > Smart boss+smart employee=profit > Smart boss+dumb employee =production > Dumb boss+smart employee =promotion > Dumb boss+dumb employee=overtime > > SHOPPING MATH > A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. > A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. > > GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS > A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. > A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. > > A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. > A successful woman is one who can find such a man. > > HAPPINESS > To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a > little. > To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to > understand her at all. > > LONGEVITY > Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot > more willing to die. > > INCLINATION TO CHANGE > A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. > A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. > > HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED > Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and > cackling,telling me, "You're next." > They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. to post emails, just send to : [email protected] to join this group, send blank email to : [email protected] to quit from this group, just send email to : [email protected] if you wanna know me, please visit my facebook at [email protected] thanks for joinning this group. -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
