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Date: Thu, Oct 8, 2009 at 6:39 PM
Subject: Chumma:*) Ultimate Truth....... Cool one...!!!
To: Chumma Y! <[email protected]>, Kak Yani <[email protected]>, Patrick
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*Ultimate truth ** ** **
( Uncanny-but true !) *
*Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. *
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*To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy. *
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*The road to success??.. Is always under construction. *
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*Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does
Milk. *
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*In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it. *
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*All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or
fattening or married to someone else.*
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*Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you
hear them speak. *
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*Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works. *
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*If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried. *
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*You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls
down, it will always land on the buttered side. *
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*Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible
corner. *
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*As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is
bad, it happens. *
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*He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule. *
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*If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still
late. *
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*Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold
somewhere else at a cheaper rate. *
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*When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front
of you will always have the most complex of transactions. *
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*If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't
have paper?? if you have both, no one calls. *
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*Especially for engg. Students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance. *
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*You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming. *
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*The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
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*After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in
together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other. *
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*If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight. *
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*Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette
will always tend to go to the non-smoker
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