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On Thu, Feb 25, 2010 at 9:27 AM, mahen <[email protected]>wrote: > tambahan > *If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman > > If you don't, you are not a man > > If you praise her, she thinks you are lying > If you don't, you are good for nothing > > If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp > If you don't, you are not understanding > > If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring > If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing > > If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy > If you don't, you are a dull boy > > If you are jealous, she says it's bad > If you don't, she thinks you do not love her > > If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her > If you don't, she thinks you do not like her > > If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait > If she is late, she says that's a girl's way > > If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time" > If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls" > > If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold > If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage > > If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics > If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction > > She is a womanIf you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting > If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring > > If you talk, she wants you to listen > If you listen, she wants you to talk > > In short: > So simple, yet so complex > So weak, yet so powerful > So damning, yet so wonderful > So confusing, yet so desirable... ...* > > > mahen wrote: > >> If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman >> If you don't, you are not a man >> >> If you praise her, she thinks you are lying >> If you don't, you are good for nothing >> >> If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp >> If you don't, you are not understanding >> >> > -- > you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. > to post emails, just send to : > [email protected] > to join this group, send blank email to : > [email protected] > to quit from this group, just send email to : > [email protected] > if you wanna know me, please visit my facebook at [email protected] > or add me in Yahoo Messenger at [email protected] > thanks for joinning this group. > -- ~ Sista Moon waiting for Broda Sun~ -- you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. to post emails, just send to : [email protected] to join this group, send blank email to : [email protected] to quit from this group, just send email to : [email protected] if you wanna know me, please visit my facebook at [email protected] or add me in Yahoo Messenger at [email protected] thanks for joinning this group.
