**'Hello?'** **'Hi honey.****This is Daddy.**** Is Mommy near the phone?'** **'No, Daddy.****She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'** **After a brief pause,** **Daddy says,****'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'** **'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,****Right now.'** Brief Pause. **'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.****Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs****And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy****That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'** **'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'** **A few minutes later****The little girl comes back to the phone.** **'I did it, Daddy.'** **'And what happened, honey?' ** 'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed With no clothes on and ran around screaming.** **Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser****And now she isn't moving at all!'** **'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'** **'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.** **He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window****And into the swimming pool.****But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**Last week to clean it.** **He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'*******Long Pause***** *****Longer Pause***** *****Even Longer Pause***** **Then Daddy says,** **'Swimming pool? ...........** **Is this 486-5731?'* **No, I think you have the wrong number.......*
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