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*T**HE
NEXT **SURVIVOR**
SERIES*
Six married men
will be dropped on an island with one car and *
3 kids *each for *six weeks.*
Each kid will play *two sports*
and take either *music* or *dance classes*.
There is no fast food.
Each man must* *
take care of his 3 kids;
keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework,
complete science projects,
cook, do laundry,
and pay a list of 'pretend' bills
with not enough money.
In addition, each man *
will have to budget in money
for groceries each week.*
Each man *
must remember the birthdays*
of *all their friends* and* relatives*,
and *send cards out on time--no emailing*.
Each man must also take each child
to a doctor's appointment,
a dentist appointment
and a haircut appointment.
He must make one *unscheduled* and *
inconvenient* visit per child to the *Urgent **Care.*
He must also make *cookies *or cupcakes
for a social function.
Each man will be responsible for
decorating his own assigned house,
planting flowers outside, and keeping it
presentable at all times.
The men will *only have access to television
when the kids are asleep* and *all chores are done*.
The men must shave their *legs*,
wear makeup daily,
adorn
themselves with jewelry,
wear *uncomfortable yet stylish shoes*,
keep fingernails polished,
and eyebrows groomed.
During *one of the six weeks*,
the *men will have to endure severe*
*abdominal cramps, back aches, head aches,
have extreme, unexplained mood swings*
*but never once complain or slow down
from other duties.*
They must attend weekly school meetings
and church,
and find time at least once to spend
the afternoon at the park or a similar
setting.
They will need to read a book to the kids
each night and in the morning, *
feed them*,
*dress them*, *
brush their teeth* and *
comb their hair*
*by 7:00 am.*
A test
will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be
required to know all of the following information:
each child's
birthday,
height, weight,
shoe size, clothes size,
doctor's name,
the child's weight at birth,
length, time of birth,
and length of labor,
each child's favorite color,
middle name,
favorite snack,
favorite song,
favorite drink,
favorite toy,
biggest fear,
and what they want to be when they grow up.
The kids vote them off the island based on performance.
The last man wins only if...
he still
has enough energy
to be intimate with his spouse
at a moment's
notice.
If the last man does win,
he can play the game over and over and over
again for the next 18-25 years,
eventually earning the right
to be called *Mother!* *
**
After you get done laughing,
send this to as many females as
you think will get a kick out of it and
as many men as you think can handle it.
Just don't send it back to me....*
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best regards,
Astrid
"Hide the pain and fear far
The one who's right will win
Know that everything is in your hands"
RISE ~ Yoko Kanno, Origa
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