A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?" Professor: "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn't be a professor, would I?" Student: "OK. So I’d like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my marks as it is. If you can't give me the correct answer, however, you'll have to give me an "A". Professor: "Hmmmm, alright. So what’s the question?" Student: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? " The professor wracks his famous brain, but just can't crack the answer. Finally he gives up and changes the student's failing mark into an "A" as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased. The professor continues to wrack his brain over the question all afternoon, but still can’t get the answer. So finally he calls in a group of his brightest students and tells them he has a really, really tough question to answer: *"What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? " * To the professor's surprise (and embarrassment), all the students immediately raise their hands. "All right" says the professor and asks his favourite student to answer "It's quite easy, sir" says the student "You see, you are 75 years old and married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. And your wife's lover failed his exam but you've just given him an "A", which is neither legal, nor logical." [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ------------------------------------ Please forward this message to everyone who will love it! If you like such messages, you may want to join these fun lists by sending blank emails to: Best Jokes & Great Masti: [email protected] Cosmopolitan Showtime: [email protected] Hindi Shayris & Ghazals: [email protected] --------------------------------------- @ THE DESI MASALA HUMOR LIST @ --------------------------------------- Group Email Addresses Post message: [email protected] Moderator: [email protected] To modify your list subscription, please send a blank email to: SUBSCRIBE: [email protected] UNSUBSCRIBE: [email protected] INDIVIDUAL MAILS: [email protected] DAILY DIGEST: [email protected] VACATION HOLD: [email protected] All of you are encouraged to submit your favorite jokes in simple text format to the list! You are requested to properly format your contribution, use a unique subject line, and avoid attachments, virus warnings, chain letters, commercial messages, disclaimers etc. The better you follow the guidelines, and the original or fresher you are, the higher are the chances of your jokes getting posted! You will be banned from the group if you spam or flame fellow members, ignore posting guidelines routinely, send out auto replies, or post advertisements. Fun URLs (May require a login with Yahoo ID) Homepage: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DesiMasala Masala Archives: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DesiMasala/messages Mail Delivery: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DesiMasala/join Polls: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DesiMasala/polls Subscribe Box: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DesiMasala/promote Graphical Funnies: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/chumma Romantic Shayris: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/shayris Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DesiMasala/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DesiMasala/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: [email protected] [email protected] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [email protected] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/ -- you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. to post emails, just send to : [email protected] to join this group, send blank email to : [email protected] to quit from this group, just send email to : [email protected] if you wanna know me, please visit to www.facebook.com/aga.madjid or add me in Yahoo Messenger at [email protected] or add my twitter @aga_madjid thanks for joinning this group.
