Man: "Haven't we met before?"Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." Man: "Is this seat empty?"Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" Man: "Your place or mine?"Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine." Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name."Woman: "That's in the phone book too." Man: "So what do you do for a living?"Woman: "I'm a female impersonator." Man: "I know how to please a woman."Woman: "Then please leave me alone." Man: "I want to give myself to you."Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." Man: "I can tell that you want me."Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you...to leave." Man: "Hey Cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species." Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?" Man: "Your body is like a temple."Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today." Man: "I'd go through anything for you."Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account." Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?" 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