*A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The
doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you
probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway.
You're going to be ok, you'll walk again and everything, but your penis was
severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."
The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got $9000 in insurance
compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis.
They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch." *
*
The man perks up. "So," the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches
you want. But I understand that you have been married for over thirty years
and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five
incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out. If you
had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now,
she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in helping
you make a decision."** ** The man agrees to talk it over with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?"** * *"Yes I have," says the man.** * *"And has she helped you make a decision?"** * *"Yes" says the man.** * *"What is your decision?" asks the doctor.** * *"We're getting granite countertops."** * ** -- you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. to post emails, just send to : [email protected] to join this group, send blank email to : [email protected] to quit from this group, just send email to : [email protected] please visit to www.facebook.com/aga.madjid, add my Yahoo Messenger at [email protected] or add my twitter @aga_madjid thanks for joinning this group.
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