*Important Mature Questions & Answers...*
*Q: What's the difference between cricketers and condoms?
A: **Cricketers drop the catches and condoms catches the drops.**
Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?
A: **Riding a bicycle: you fix your ass & move your legs, *
* Riding a woman:** you fix your legs & move your ass.**
Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: **Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at
night.**
Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: **Because they are tired of using their own.**
Q: What's common between men and video?
A: **Both go backward... Forward... Backward... Forward... Backward.....**
** Forward... Stop & Eject.**
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: **Your salary, *
* Both come once a month. *
* Lasts about 5-7 days.*
* If it** **doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble**
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: **A tea-bag.**
* 7 qualities to be a perfect wife:**
B** eautiful,**
R** esponsible**
E** nergetic**
A** dorable**
S** weet**
T** ruthful and**
S** elf-Organized.
In short, she must have good **B.R.E.A.S.T. S.**
Q: Who is a gynaecologist?
A: **He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a
place,**where most people find pleasure.
**
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: **Both keep searching for new HOLES.**
Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: **When the baby looks like his dad, *
* Then, it is biology. *
* When the baby** **looks like neighbour, *
* Then, it is sociology.**
Girlfriend & boyfriend go for a movie. *
*In the dark, a mosquito enters **the girl's skirt. *
*Guess where it would have bitten?**
The boy's hand...**
Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. *
*Tarzan** ** removed his clothes. *
*All the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked, *
*"Why"?**
The animals told him....*
*"Your tail is in the front."**
Last but not least
Secret of long life...**
Morning two eggs, *
*Evening two pegs...*
*Night between two legs!!!*
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