*Bottle feeding: * An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am, too.
*Defense: * What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play outside. *Drooling: * How teething babies wash their chins. *Dumbwaiter: * One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. *Family planning: * The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster *Feedback: * The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. *Full name: * What you call your child when you're mad at him. *Grandparents: * The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right. *Hearsay: * What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word. *Impregnable: * woman whose memory of labor is still vivid. *Independent: * How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say. *Look out: * What it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it. *Prenatal: * When your life was still somewhat your own. *Preprared childbirth: * A contradiction in terms. *Puddle: * A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it. *Show off: * A child who is more talented than yours. *Sterilize: * What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it. *Storeroom: * The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything. *Temper tantrums: * What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children. *Top bunk: * Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies. *Two-minute warning: * When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises. *Verbal: * Able to whine in words *Whodunit: * None of the kids that live in your house. *Whoops: * An exclamation that translates roughly into "get a sponge." -- you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. to post emails, just send to : [email protected] to join this group, send blank email to : [email protected] to quit from this group, just send email to : [email protected] please visit to www.facebook.com/aga.madjid, add my Yahoo Messenger at [email protected] or add my twitter @aga_madjid thanks for joinning this group.
