<http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/enjoythemasti>**<http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/enjoythemasti> *BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!*
*GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??* ** ** *WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear* *and comes out of the other.* *HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both* *ears and comes out of the mouth.* ** *MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andrew says I'm ugly.What* *do u think, Peter?* *PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.* ** ** *Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun* *or the moon?"* *Pupil : "The moon".* *Teacher : "Why?"* *Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need* *it but the sun gives us light only in the day time* *when we don't need it".* ** *Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on* *talking when people are no longer interested?"* *Pupil : "A teacher".* ** *Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"* *Customer : "What other colors do you have?"* ** *My father is so old that when he was in school,* *history was called current affairs.* ** *Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"* *Sam : "It's a family tradition".* *Teacher : "What do you mean?"* *Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father* *is a teacher".* *Teacher : "What about your mother?"* *Sam : "She's a woman".* ** *Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father* *that I've failed?"* *David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared,* *past year's performance repeated".* ** *Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a* *donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be* *showing?"* *Student : "Brotherly love".* ** *Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say* *prayers before eating?"* *Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good* *cook".* ** *Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering* *doctor?"* *Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show* *that nine out of ten people die of the disease you* *have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others* *all died".* ** *Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped* *down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.* *Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"* *One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."*<http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/enjoythemasti> ** <http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/enjoythemasti> <http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/femine_looks><http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/femine_looks> -- you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. to post emails, just send to : [email protected] to join this group, send blank email to : [email protected] to quit from this group, just send email to : [email protected] please visit to www.facebook.com/aga.madjid, add my Yahoo Messenger at [email protected] or add my twitter @aga_madjid thanks for joinning this group.
