*Funny side of getting Old * *Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, * *The doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a Gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, * *'You're really going great, aren't you?' Morris replied, * *'Just doing what you said, Doc: * *'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'' The doctor said, * *'I didn't say that. * *I said, * *'You've got a heart murmur; Be careful.' An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, The wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, * *'Last night we went out to a New restaurant and it was really great. * *I would recommend it very highly.' The other man said, * *'What is the name of the restaurant?' The first man thought and thought and finally said, * *'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? * *You know... * *The one that's red and has thorns.' 'Do you mean a rose?' 'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. * *He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled,* *'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?' A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:* *'So I hear you're getting married?' 'Yep!' 'Do I know her?' 'Nope!' 'This woman, is she good looking?' 'Not really.' 'Is she a good cook?' 'Naw, she can't cook too well.' 'Does she have lots of money?' 'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.' 'Well, then, is she good in bed?' ' I don't know.' 'Why in the world do you want to marry her then ?' 'Because she can still drive!'* ** *Three old guys are out walking. First one says, * *'Windy, isn't it?' Second one says, * *'No, it's Thursday!' Third one says, * *'So am I. Let's go get a soda.' One more. . .! * *A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor * *& * *Pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool... * *After catching his breath, * *He ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, * *'Crushed nuts?' 'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'* <http://www.incredimail.com/?id=606430&rui=129947551&sd=20110112> -- *".... I am the KING to my own UNIVERSE that Rule my MIND, BODY and SOUL !!! ...." * ** *- Lo Fen Koei -* -- you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. to post emails, just send to : [email protected] to join this group, send blank email to : [email protected] to quit from this group, just send email to : [email protected] please visit to www.facebook.com/aga.madjid, add my Yahoo Messenger at [email protected] or add my twitter @aga_madjid thanks for joinning this group.
