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Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2011 15:01:14
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Subject: MisfitsCafe.com - : Children are Quick
----- Children Are Quick :)
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America
?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using
tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I
spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for
water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have
today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than
you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with '
I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of
the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his
father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his
hand....
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say
prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a
good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is
exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps
on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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