-----Original Message----- From: Beverly Lewis <[email protected]> Sender: [email protected] Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 23:35:34 To: Twisted-Humor<[email protected]> Reply-To: [email protected] Subject: MisfitsCafe.com - Math questions
A little boy was doing his maths homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, the son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, the son of a itch is nine..." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?" The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in maths?" The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the Son Of a bitch is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, *THE SUM OF WHICH*, is four." http://MisfitsCafe.com/Beverly <http://misfitscafe.com/Beverly> http://beverlylewis.blogspot.com/ Grief is the price we pay for love. Queen Elizabeth II <http://quotes4all.net/queen%20elizabeth%20ii.html> -- you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. to post emails, just send to : [email protected] to join this group, send blank email to : [email protected] to quit from this group, just send email to : [email protected] please visit to www.facebook.com/aga.madjid, add my Yahoo Messenger at [email protected] or add my twitter @aga_madjid thanks for joinning this group.
