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-----Original Message----- From: Beverly Lewis <[email protected]> Sender: [email protected] Date: Fri, 4 Feb 2011 13:42:00 To: Twisted-Humor<[email protected]> Reply-To: [email protected] Subject: MisfitsCafe.com - Condom Emergency...lol <http://www.incredimail.com/app/?tag=display_picture_click_me_re&lang=9&version=6104631&setup_id=7&aff_id=100&addon=IncrediMail&upn=98d40333-6511-4b6d-bef9-fa9b8c5068a2> *Condom Emergency* * * *The largest condom factory in the United States burns down. President Obama is awoken at 4 am by the telephone. "Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Washington has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire USA supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week." Obama: "Oh damn! The economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies. We'll be ruined. We'll have to ship some in from Mexico ." Telephone voice says, "Bad idea.... The Mexicans will have a field day with this one. We'll be a laughing stock. What about Canada ?" Obama: "Okay, I'll call Stephen Harper and tell him we need five million condoms, ten inches long and three inches thick. That way, they'll continue to respect us as Americans." Three days later, a delighted President Obama runs out to open the first of the 10,000 boxes that had just arrived. He finds five million condoms, 10 inches long and 3 inches thick, just as requested...all coloured with red maple leaves with small writing on each one: 'MADE IN CANADA - SIZE MEDIUM'* <http://www.incredimail.com/?id=614191&rui=107189058> -- http://MisfitsCafe.com/Beverly <http://misfitscafe.com/Beverly> http://beverlylewis.blogspot.com/ Grief is the price we pay for love. Queen Elizabeth II <http://quotes4all.net/queen%20elizabeth%20ii.html> -- you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. to post emails, just send to : [email protected] to join this group, send blank email to : [email protected] to quit from this group, just send email to : [email protected] please visit to www.facebook.com/aga.madjid, add my Yahoo Messenger at [email protected] or add my twitter @aga_madjid thanks for joinning this group.
