"I am the KING to my own UNIVERSE that rule my MIND, BODY and SOUL !!!"
-----Original Message----- From:Royal Gaurav <[email protected]> Sender: [email protected] Date: Sat, 5 Feb 2011 14:47:47 To: enjoy the masti<[email protected]> Reply-To: [email protected] Subject: [EnjoyTheMasti] Matrimonial Ads *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Want Such Mails in your Inbox? Visit here to Join EnjoytheMasti *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ A Newspaper had a humour page with following matrimonials published in it. BANKER: Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service. CAR MECHANIC: Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working condition. Should be above averageand must run the household at a good average. DOCTOR: Recently a love-bug injected in me a strange bacteria, making me desirous of marriage.I'm looking for a girl who is patient and has knowledge of all ills and pills, is religious mindedand keeps away from all sins be it anasin, metasin or crosin.I promise to be a good doctor with no side effects. Apply or reply. DRUNKER: Wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have a soda factory.I am an occasional alchoholic who drinks only when friends come home.Friends come home only seven times a week.Girl preffered will carry me from bar to ghar-bar.Meet personally or send soda for trial. Sample should be ample. LAWYER: I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of husband after marriage.The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly a girl.The girl should be strictly a girl.The girl should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord I.Myself. Any objection would be overruled and will not be sustained.Apply in confidence and if you have the confidence. SOFTWARE ENGINEER Wanted a Girl with a Lovely Look & Feel, Good GUI with Security features(privileges only for the Specific User especially critical Functionalities) . There must not be any Critical or Medium Bug in her.LowBugs can be deferred But needs to B fixed by the Next Build. She Must not be PLATFORM INDEPENDENT, USER FRIENDLY. We are ready to Test the Application & CERTIFY the product but we will assure it will never be released to ANY OTHER Customer. Follow to Look 4 More Hot Stuff>> Christina Aguilera at Sao Paulo Fashion WeekAishwarya Rai Vogue Magazine Feb 2011 ScansDifferent Results Open HeartInspirational LinesGoogle's Head of Marketing for Middle East is MissingLaura Vandervoort Photoshoot Maria Sharapova InStyle Magazine ScansAnushka Sharma on the sets of Chak Dhoom DhoomShriya Saran Latest PicturesShambhavi Sharma New PicturesFunny PicturesWorry Himesh OrganisationMegan Fox Hot PicsMinka Kelly GQ Magazine shootShilpa and Amisha at Royalty Restaurant OpeningKangna Ranaut pics from 'Tanu Weds Manu' MovieOracle agreed to pay $46M to settle kickbacks charges*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~This Mail is send to you by a Proud Member of EnjoytheMasti Group*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Join Now and Enjoy The Masti*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~|Join Us thru Email | Join Us thru Web | Visit Our Group | *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ __._,_.___ Reply to sender <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/enjoythemasti/join/> | Reply to group <mailto:[email protected]?subject=Re%3A%20Matrimonial%20Ads> | Reply via web post <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/enjoythemasti/post;_ylc=X3oDMTJxbTlzaXJtBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzE5OTc2MDQ2BGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTAyMDY1NQRtc2dJZAM3MzA3BHNlYwNmdHIEc2xrA3JwbHkEc3RpbWUDMTI5Njg5Nzg0NQ--?act=reply&messageNum=7307> | Start a New Topic <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/enjoythemasti/post;_ylc=X3oDMTJmYjh2dDc4BF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzE5OTc2MDQ2BGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTAyMDY1NQRzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNudHBjBHN0aW1lAzEyOTY4OTc4NDU-> Messages in this topic <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/enjoythemasti/message/7307;_ylc=X3oDMTM1YjQyMjVnBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzE5OTc2MDQ2BGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTAyMDY1NQRtc2dJZAM3MzA3BHNlYwNmdHIEc2xrA3Z0cGMEc3RpbWUDMTI5Njg5Nzg0NQR0cGNJZAM3MzA3> (1) Recent Activity: * New Members <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/enjoythemasti/members;_ylc=X3oDMTJnOHJlZzJwBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzE5OTc2MDQ2BGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTAyMDY1NQRzZWMDdnRsBHNsawN2bWJycwRzdGltZQMxMjk2ODk3ODQ1?o=6> 862 Visit Your Group <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/enjoythemasti;_ylc=X3oDMTJmY3FwbTNnBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzE5OTc2MDQ2BGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTAyMDY1NQRzZWMDdnRsBHNsawN2Z2hwBHN0aW1lAzEyOTY4OTc4NDU-> Click To Visit The Group http://groups.yahoo.com/group/enjoythemasti/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/enjoythemasti/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/enjoythemasti/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/enjoythemasti/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/enjoythemasti/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/enjoythemasti/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/enjoythemasti/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/enjoythemasti/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/enjoythemasti/ <http://groups.yahoo.com/;_ylc=X3oDMTJlMm51bHJlBF9TAzk3NDc2NTkwBGdycElkAzE5OTc2MDQ2BGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTAyMDY1NQRzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNnZnAEc3RpbWUDMTI5Njg5Nzg0NQ--> Switch to: Text-Only <mailto:[email protected]?subject=Change Delivery Format: Traditional> , Daily Digest <mailto:[email protected]?subject=Email Delivery: Digest> • Unsubscribe <mailto:[email protected]?subject=Unsubscribe> • Terms of Use <http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/> . <http://geo.yahoo.com/serv?s=97359714/grpId=19976046/grpspId=1705020655/msgId=7307/stime=1296897845/nc1=1/nc2=2/nc3=3> __,_._,___ -- you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. to post emails, just send to : [email protected] to join this group, send blank email to : [email protected] to quit from this group, just send email to : [email protected] please visit to www.facebook.com/aga.madjid, add my Yahoo Messenger at [email protected] or add my twitter @aga_madjid thanks for joinning this group.
