-----Original Message----- From: Naked Bill <[email protected]> Sender: [email protected] Date: Sat, 12 Feb 2011 06:58:58 To: <undisclosedrecipients> Reply-To: [email protected] Subject: MisfitsCafe.com - Grandma's Boyfriend
Grandma's boyfriend A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?' Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.' Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, 'Hello son, is your Grandma home?' The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she 's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend. The minister fainted. Now, that's funny... I don't care WHO you are. Permission is granted to share. However, please remove my name before forwarding. Should you not be able to delete my name, please do not share with others. THANK YOU. I believe in God as being creator of all and pray he continues to Bless America, our Troops & Our Allies To continue being one nation under God and to keep our freedom, continue reminding your local and Federal representatives. especially the newly elected. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Bored stiff? Loosen up... Download and play hundreds of games for free on Yahoo! Games. http://games.yahoo.com/games/front -- you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. to post emails, just send to : [email protected] to join this group, send blank email to : [email protected] to quit from this group, just send email to : [email protected] please visit to www.facebook.com/aga.madjid, add my Yahoo Messenger at [email protected] or add my twitter @aga_madjid thanks for joinning this group.
