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From: Najib <[email protected]>
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Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2011 08:33:06 
To: aga<[email protected]>
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Subject: ~ aga ~ Teka-teki maksa



 
Teka-teki maksa
????

Kenapa rokok kalo dibakar rasanya asyik buat perokok? Soalnya kalo direbus 
nggak enak. (Jawaban bego neeh)

Kebo apa yang bikin orang capek? Kebogor jalan kaki..(hmm ngeselin bener !)

Gajah apa yang belalainya pendek? Gajah pesek (memang ada yaa.?!)

Apa persamaan telpon ama jemuran? Kalau kering diangkat..
(maksa abis.!)

Orang apa kalau dipukul gak sakit-sakit? Orang gak kena yeeeeeeeeee...!!
(Ah jijay bajaj dah.

Tukang apa yang paling bego? Tukang foto,masa 4 x 6 = 5000 (jiiiiaaaahhh.

Apa bedanya tukang pajak ama palak? Kalau tukang pajak nagihnya pake surat, 
kalau tukang palak pake urat!!
(Ehm, emang tukang palak sukanya treak treak tuh.

Apa bahasa chinanya anak kecil terpeleset? Lichin thong.
(Woi ini bahasa cina mana?)

Rambo lahirnya dimana? Di turunan, waktu nganterin ibunya, mobil bapaknya 
remnya blong, si ibu bilang "rem booooo"!!
(Halllaahh.!!) 

Kentang apa yang bisa meninabobokan anak bayi? Kentang tingtang ting tung.!!!
(Hehe iklan abis)

Kenapa ayam kalo berkokok matanya merem?
Karena udah hapal teksnya.!!
(maksa bener2 dah.!!)

Kenapa nyamuk bunyinya ngung ngung? Sebab minum darah. Coba kalau minum bensin 
pasti bunyinya ngeng. ngeeeng .ngeeeeeng!!!
(Emang mobil yaah..)

 

 

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