-----Original Message----- From: Beverly Lewis <[email protected]> Sender: [email protected] Date: Mon, 7 Mar 2011 16:24:06 To: Twisted-Humor<[email protected]> Reply-To: [email protected] Subject: MisfitsCafe.com - NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
** *NINE WORDS WOMEN USE* ** *(1)** **Fine**:** This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up**.* *(2)** **Five Minutes**:** If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have* * just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.* *(3)** **Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments* * that begin with nothing usually end in fine.* *(4)** **Go Ahead**:** This is a dare, not permission.. Don't Do It!* *(5)** **Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh* * means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and* * arguing with you about nothing. ****(Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)* *(6)** **That's Okay**:** This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means* * she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.* *(7)** **Thanks**:** A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause* * here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at* * all. **DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever'**).* *(8)** **Whatever**:** Is a woman's way of saying F--- off!* *(9)** **Don't worry about it, I'll do it**:** Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a* * man to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man* * asking 'What's wrong?' **For the woman's response refer to # 3.* ** Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember* * the terminology* ** Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, because they know it's true!!!* -- http://MisfitsCafe.com/Beverly <http://misfitscafe.com/Beverly> http://beverlylewis.blogspot.com/ Grief is the price we pay for love. Queen Elizabeth II <http://quotes4all.net/queen%20elizabeth%20ii.html> -- you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. to post emails, just send to : [email protected] to join this group, send blank email to : [email protected] to quit from this group, just send email to : [email protected] please visit to www.facebook.com/aga.madjid, add my Yahoo Messenger at [email protected] or add my twitter @aga_madjid thanks for joinning this group.
