-----Original Message----- From: Daksha Thakrar <[email protected]> Sender: [email protected] Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2011 09:18:34 To: <undisclosed-recipients> Subject: [Desi Masala] TEN COMMANDMENTS
*HOW THE JEWS GOT* *TEN COMMANDMENTS* God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better." The Arabs asked, " What are Commandments? Can you give us an example?" God said, " For example ................ Thou shall not kill." The Arabs were shocked, "What? Not kill? No way! Killing and massacring innocent people is our birth-right and the only reason for our existence.. No, we are not interested. " So God went to the Africans and said, " I have Commandments. " The Africans wanted an example. God said, "For example ........... Honor thy Father and Mother." The Africans were dismayed. They said, " Father? Yo maan! Can't tell for sure who our fathers are, maan!" So God went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments. " The Mexicans wanted an example. God said, " For example ........... Thou shall not steal." The Mexicans were flabbergasted. They said, " No steal? No steal?? Hey Senor, we no steal then how we live, huh? Gracias, but no! " So God went to the French and said, "I have Commandments. " The French wanted an example. God said, "For example ............. Thou shall not commit adultery." The French were stunned. They said, "What? Not commit ze adultery ....... ? Non, non, non. Non Monsieur. Pardonnez nous. We, ze French, must have ze romance. " So God went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments. ... " The Jews asked, "Commandments? How much do they cost?" God replied, "Nothing. They are free." The Jews answered, "Good. *We shall take Ten! " * No speech, No movements, No worries I have the technology and high spirit… When I run out of spirit I go and buy some!! ** [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ------------------------------------ Please forward this message to everyone who will love it! If you like such messages, you may want to join these fun lists by sending blank emails to: Best Jokes & Great Masti: [email protected] Cosmopolitan Showtime: [email protected] Hindi Shayris & Ghazals: [email protected] --------------------------------------- @ THE DESI MASALA HUMOR LIST @ --------------------------------------- Group Email Addresses Post message: [email protected] Moderator: [email protected] To modify your list subscription, please send a blank email to: SUBSCRIBE: [email protected] UNSUBSCRIBE: [email protected] INDIVIDUAL MAILS: [email protected] DAILY DIGEST: [email protected] VACATION HOLD: [email protected] All of you are encouraged to submit your favorite jokes in simple text format to the list! You are requested to properly format your contribution, use a unique subject line, and avoid attachments, virus warnings, chain letters, commercial messages, disclaimers etc. The better you follow the guidelines, and the original or fresher you are, the higher are the chances of your jokes getting posted! You will be banned from the group if you spam or flame fellow members, ignore posting guidelines routinely, send out auto replies, or post advertisements. Fun URLs (May require a login with Yahoo ID) Homepage: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DesiMasala Masala Archives: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DesiMasala/messages Mail Delivery: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DesiMasala/join Polls: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DesiMasala/polls Subscribe Box: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DesiMasala/promote Graphical Funnies: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/chumma Romantic Shayris: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/shayris Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DesiMasala/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DesiMasala/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: [email protected] [email protected] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [email protected] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/ -- you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. to post emails, just send to : [email protected] to join this group, send blank email to : [email protected] to quit from this group, just send email to : [email protected] please visit to www.facebook.com/aga.madjid, add my Yahoo Messenger at [email protected] or add my twitter @aga_madjid thanks for joinning this group.
