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Commandment 1Marriages are made in heaven. But so are
thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2If you want your wife to listen and pay
strict attention to every word you say; talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3Marriage is grand — and divorce is at least
100 grand!
Commandment 4Married life is very frustrating. In the
first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second
year,the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak
and the neighbors listen.
Commandment 5When a man opens the door of his car for his
wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife
is.
Commandment 6Marriage is when a man and woman become as
one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Commandment 7Before marriage, a man will lie awake all
night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep
before you finish.
Commandment 8Every man wants a wife who is beautiful,
understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one
wife.
Commandment 9Marriage and love are purely matter of
chemistry. That is why wives treat husbands like toxic waste.
Commandment 10A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished
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