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*~**You crap on my leg, I'll cut it off "Coach Beiste - Glee"** * On Thu, May 12, 2011 at 6:25 PM, aga madjid <[email protected]> wrote: > > <http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/enjoythemasti>**<http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/enjoythemasti>She > spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. > > On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. > > On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining > room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music and feasted on > a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay. > > When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a > few half-eaten shrimp dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods. > > She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. > > When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the > first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried > everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out. > > Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steamed. Air > Fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off > gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the > end even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. > > Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to > work in the house. The maid quit. > > Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. > > A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not > find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually even the > local realtors refused to return > their calls. > > Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a > new place. > > The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the > saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed > her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement > in exchange for getting the house back. > > Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad t he smell was, he agreed on a > Price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if > she were to sign the papers that very day. > > She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork. > > A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the > moving company pack everything to take to their new home.... > . > . > . > . > . > . > . > . > . > . > . > . > . > . > . > Including the curtain rods. > > > I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU????? > <http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/enjoythemasti> > <http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/enjoythemasti> > ** <http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/enjoythemasti> > > > <http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/femine_looks><http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/femine_looks> > -- > *".... I am the KING to my own UNIVERSE that Rule my MIND, BODY and SOUL!!! > ...." > * > ** > *- Aga Madjid -* > > -- > you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. > to post emails, just send to : > [email protected] > to join this group, send blank email to : > [email protected] > to quit from this group, just send email to : > [email protected] > please visit to www.facebook.com/aga.madjid, > add my Yahoo Messenger at [email protected] or > add my twitter @aga_madjid > thanks for joinning this group. > -- you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. to post emails, just send to : [email protected] to join this group, send blank email to : [email protected] to quit from this group, just send email to : [email protected] please visit to www.facebook.com/aga.madjid, add my Yahoo Messenger at [email protected] or add my twitter @aga_madjid thanks for joinning this group.
