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Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?"Pupil : "A teacher".
Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"Sam : "It's a family
tradition".Teacher : "What do you mean?"Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a
street hawker, my father is a teacher".Teacher : "What about your
mother?"Sam : "She's a woman".
Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and
stopped him,what virtue would I be showing?"Student : "Brotherly
love".
Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
eating?"Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of
COINCIDENCE?"Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same
day and at the same time."
Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his
father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his
father
didn't punish him ?"Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
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