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Date: Tue, 31 May 2011 10:25:03
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Subject: [Desi Masala] ICECREAM IN A DEEP HOLE DINESH VORA
ICECREAM IN A DEEP HOLE
DINESH VORA
A woman goes shoe-shopping one day. As the salesman is helping her try on
shoes he notices she is not wearing panties. He looks at the woman and
says, “Ma'am, I'd love to fill that with ice cream and eat it!”
The woman slaps the man and runs home to tell her husband. The husband
acts disinterested and his wife gets angry and asks, “Aren't you going to do
anything!?”
The husband replies, “First of all, you have too many shoes as it is.
Second, you should not be out shopping without panties luring shoe salesman.
And third of all, I am not going to mess with anyone who can eat that much
ice cream!”
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WATCH KIDS WATCHING YOU
DINESH VORA
A Woman was putting on her makeup in front of mirror in bathroom, and the
smart granddaughter was watching. She applied lipstick, missed to dry
lipstick with toilet paper, left bathroom and reached the door to outside.
Watchful Granddaughter came running, "Grandma, Grandma you forgot to kiss the
toilet paper good-dye!"
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Favor of Professional
Dinesh Vora
A famous woman painter painted a big eye picture on the outside wall of
his eye doctor as an appreciation for doctor's restoring her eyesight. People
were coming to see and boosted the Doctor's business.
A news man asked the doctor, "Sir, what was your reaction when such an
attractive picture was put on the outside wall of your clinic."
Doctor said "I was thinking, Oh lord, Thank you I was not her
Gynecologist.'
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